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CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	8831	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crops Grown:	7574	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5002	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1871
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	8829
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	359
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	5283
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	299
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	4415
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	59
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1