Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ores Mined: 8132 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /aicg/ – a server dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots… because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

    Our community is filled with the wackiest and wildest players who have created interactive experiences that will blow your mind. From giving instructions to AI hosts to unleashing the power of models like Claude 3.5 Sonnet and Gemini, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai that will take your AI chatbot experience to the next level. And let’s not forget about our insane collection of bots that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chat with AI chatbots, create mind-boggling experiences, and embark on ridiculous adventures like breaking out of jail with your virtual friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us at /aicg/ and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5700 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Belief Minecraft Server

    Blocky Belief Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, complete with a giant statue of Steve doing the floss dance.

    Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter mobs like zombie chickens and creeper pigs, all wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that fart rainbows when you open them.

    But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually retired superheroes who will trade you rare items for cookies. So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 315
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Four Pioneer SMP CLD-V880 Laserdisc Players

    Four Pioneer SMP CLD-V880 Laserdisc Players
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow next to a bouquet of flowers in a glass vase? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the flowers come to life and start dancing the cha-cha with the grass!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of baby zombies who have claimed it as their own?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server

    Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly creepers show up to help you mine for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade rare items for fish scales.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society

    Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society
    Are you tired of society not giving you what you deserve? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll not only find amazing builds and friendly players, but you’ll also be granted a cute 18 year old girlfriend who will love you unconditionally and have your children. That’s right, our server comes with its own matchmaking service! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start building your virtual family today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Explorium | Vanilla+ | WhiteList server Minecraft

    Explorium | Vanilla+ | WhiteList server Minecraft

    ? Explorium is a server where vanilla Minecraft comes to life with new colors! ?

    Here, players don’t just play – they shape the very reality of the server, voting for unique mechanics, crafts and events. You can influence the development of the Minecraft world and take part in creating new opportunities!

    ? What makes us unique?

    Events and voting: We launch small events every month, and large ones every three months. Vote for new mechanics or stop the changes – the outcome is always in the hands of the community!

    Exclusive mechanics: On Explorium you will find custom items and recipes that will change the usual gameplay (for example, cooking in custom cauldrons and much more).

    Friendly community and support – we are always there to help and discuss ideas for new events and mechanics.

    ? Don’t miss the chance to become part of our world! Join us on Discord to follow all the updates, participate in polls and keep abreast of new events.

    Version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ➡️ Join our Discord and be the first to know everything!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Magic Items Found: 2762 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Server

    Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take our Christian theme very seriously! Join us for some sinful search adventures as we build our holy empire and fend off the creepers with the power of prayer.

    Our server is so lit, even the angels are dropping mixtapes. Check out Angel Hare’s haunting melodies that will make you daydream and deflect those evil mobs away. And don’t forget to visit our EP’s website for some divine inspiration.

    But that’s not all, we also have games like Ultrakill, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer, and Faith: The Unholy Trinity for some intense spiritual battles. And if you’re feeling blasphemous, try out Binding of Isaac or Blasphemous for a truly sinful experience.

    Join us for some outrageous OC lore, art collabs, and even a Gabby AI voice that will have you laughing all the way to the pearly gates. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s spread some holy chaos together!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hella gay as Max Caulfield in Life is Strange? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us and rewind time like a pro while forming unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons, just like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber in Before the Storm.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?

    Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?
    Picture this: a wild, untamed Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only rule is there are no rules.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.

    So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 229 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server

    Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Minecraft servers filled with e-girls and e-boys trying to flex their diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are not ewhores, just autistic people who spend their days here waiting for an opportunity to experience happiness without even taking any steps towards it!

    Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Why Isn’t Volleyball Popular in Australia Despite of Massive Minecraft SMP

    Why Isn’t Volleyball Popular in Australia Despite of Massive Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

    We have a secret underground city where players have to navigate through booby traps and solve riddles to find hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a volleyball tournament every Sunday where players have to battle it out on a floating island suspended in the sky. The catch? The volleyball is actually a TNT block and the losing team gets launched into the stratosphere!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Animals Bred: 143 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Food Court Minecraft Server

    Food Court Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite anime! Imagine fighting off creepers with magical powers or building your own giant robot to explore the world. Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of anime-inspired fun! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood anime villain looking for friends. So come on, grab your sword and get ready to level up your Minecraft game in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Last Time I Saw This Much Hatred For ETH Was Just Before It Went Minecraft SMP

    Last Time I Saw This Much Hatred For ETH Was Just Before It Went Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper!”

    Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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