| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5438 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4055 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
SylvanMC is a new towny server
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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7833 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2294 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8232 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3607 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3753 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 900 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5201 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 120 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7015 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Votes: | 6029 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5766 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5396 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7070 | Votes: | 9190 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7634 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Crops Grown: | 1969 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4453 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 192 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2924 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4119 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 71 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 300 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 727 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6794 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2691 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4236 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6464 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Farms Harvested: | 540 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8288 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 128 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
