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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5650 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!