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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8066 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
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