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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6557 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 445 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 148 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
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