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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6261 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
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