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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8654 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 445 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 95 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 138 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!