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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2543 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
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