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PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Farms Harvested:	624	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Towns Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	249	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Potions Brewed:	52
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crops Grown:	4149	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	144
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ores Mined:	963
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1836	Towns Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	101
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	8512
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4206	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18