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AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Animals Bred:	130	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Enchantments Applied:	153
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6272	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	86
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Animals Bred:	47

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Emeralds Found:	5847

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Votes:	3173
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	114	Crops Grown:	9085
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	222869
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6559	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Farms Harvested:	130	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Potions Brewed:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Ores Mined:	6676	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	71
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3551	Votes:	9383
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchantments Applied:	60	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	318

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Players:	102/500	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16