SwoonCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and creepers do the Macarena (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell a knock-knock joke. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn that grants wishes to all who find it. Or you might just get blown up by a sneaky creeper. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	583552	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Magic Items Found:	3567	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Potions Brewed:	89	Dimension Hops:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Potions Brewed:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	240

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Votes:	9922	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5425	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	8627
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	573
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Farms Harvested:	648	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	679	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.