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HoarderVomitCraft

cleanliness, clutter, cluttered spaces, Disgusting, excessive belongings, extreme hoarding, hoarder’s home, hoarder’s lifestyle, hoarders, HoarderVomitCraft, hoarding behavior, hoarding cleanup, hoarding disorder, hoarding help, hoarding intervention, hoarding support, living conditions, mental health, overwhelming mess, psychological impact, unhealthy environment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of living in a world filled with hoarders and their disgusting messes? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where hoarding is not only encouraged, but celebrated!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by towering piles of dirt, stacks of random items, and chests overflowing with useless junk. But wait, it gets even better! Our players have taken hoarding to a whole new level, with entire houses made out of nothing but cobblestone and gravel.

But the real fun begins when you stumble upon the secret hoarder’s den, where the most disgusting and vile items are hidden away. From stacks of rotten flesh to chests filled with spider eyes, you never know what treasures you might find in this hoarder’s paradise. So come join us on our server and embrace the chaos of hoarding in Minecraft like never before!

CraftyAidCo – Building Blocks of Generosity

assistance package, blocks, building, CraftyAidCo, crisis response, disaster relief, economic support, emergency aid, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global assistance, government funding, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international support, relief efforts, Ukraine, usaid, World Bank

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchantments Applied:	142
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

lol dis server is like gettin $485 million in humanitarian aid from USAID and World Bank but in minecraft form. u can build ur own ukraine in dis server and get all da aid u need to make it da best ukraine ever. join now and be da richest player in da server, just like ukraine gettin all dat cash money.

Ring & Nano Fit

advanced materials, chemistry, filiform molecule, fit, high-energy geometry, inaccessible, innovation, Light, molecular fit, molecular manipulation, Nano, nanomaterials, nanoscale engineering, nanoscience, nanotechnology, research, researchers, Ring, ring-shaped molecule, Science, Technology, thermodynamic equilibrium

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	3874

come join our epic minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like inserting filiform molecules into ring-shaped molecules cuz why not??? we defy thermodynamic equilibrium like it’s no big deal and create molecular “fits” with the power of light. it’s like science class on crack but with blocks and creepers. join now for a mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about chemistry and minecraft. trust us, it’s gonna be lit AF.

NoisyPlanet Minecraft server

Adventure, Buildings, classic, Community, Creative, DEFEND, Economy, Factions, gameplay, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, NoisyPlanet, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Territories

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

✨Minecraft classic with the ability to defend your buildings and territories!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

135.181.170.90:25615

Smilry SMP

Asia, Boring, CHANGE, Chill Community, Discord, Experience, Info, Join, long term, Modded, Mods, Open 24/7, Ping, player, Players, Significant, Smilry, smp, Sorry., TOKYO

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9345	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Server Overview
Location	Asia
Accepting Players	3 more players
Server Type	Modded SMP
Mods	160+
Community	Chill
Availability	24/7

FAQ

1. Can players outside of Asia join?

No, only players from Asia are accepted to prevent bad ping experiences.

2. Can I suggest new mods to be added to the server?

Yes, feel free to ask the server host to add new mods for a change if the gameplay gets boring.

3. How long has the server been active?

The server is pretty old and is considered a long-term server.

4. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by following the Discord link provided and seeking approval from the server host.

5. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, the community is described as chill and welcoming to new players.

Cubed Quarry 1.20

bashing, BLACK COACH, Blacks, BREAKING, chinks, COACH OF THE YEAR, controversy, Cubed, espn, FIRED COACH, head coach, Jeet, Kwanzaa, mike brown, NBA, NBA Owner, Quarry, racism, riled up, sports news, STRUGGLING KINGS

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8146
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Villages Defended:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server because we have a coach who won Coach of the Year last year but got fired for no reason during Kwanzaa! We’re so chaotic, even Jeet NBA owners can’t handle us! Let’s bash them like they did to chinks, but in a Minecraft world! It’s time to get wild and riled up against the system, one block at a time! Let’s show them who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

When Should I Buy Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin halving, Bull Run, Buy, buy low sell high, cryptocurrency, Financial Planning, historical data, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market analysis, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, missed opportunity, price fluctuations, profit maximization, risk management, short-term trading, smp, timing the market, Trading

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	185
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	123
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds! Forget about bitcoin halving bull runs, here you can mine for diamonds and trade them with other players for epic loot and resources.

Join our server and experience the thrill of buying and selling diamonds at the perfect time to make a profit. Don’t worry about missing the boat for this bull run, because in our world, the diamonds never stop flowing!

Who needs bitcoin when you can become the diamond king of our SMP? Join now and start your journey to diamond domination!

GirlBossCraft SMP

advice, before 30, Essentials, GirlBossCraft, must have, reddit, smp, Women, women’s belongings, women’s belongings before 30, women’s essentials, women’s essentials before 30, women’s items, women’s items before 30, women’s must-haves, women’s must-haves before 30, women’s must-haves before turning 30, women’s must-owns, women’s necessities, women’s necessities before 30, women’s possessions, women’s possessions before 30

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

OMG you guys, like, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously. It’s like, the most lit place ever and you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down here. Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding contest and the winner got a diamond pickaxe shaped like a banana, it was so random but so much fun.

And get this, there’s this secret underground disco club where we all go to dance and party like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like, the coolest thing ever and only the true OG players know about it. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I mean, how insane is that?!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic adventures, and just overall craziness, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legendary player to conquer the server and become a Minecraft superstar. YOLO, am I right?

BlockPartyDrugz

BlockPartyDrugz, childhood memories, communication skills, cultural norms, drug education, educational resources, family conversations, family dynamics, generational differences, healthy boundaries, mental health awareness, open communication, parental guidance, parental influence, Parenting styles, peer pressure, personal values, sex education, social influences, substance abuse prevention, taboo topics

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	678490	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring conversations about sex and drugs at home? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for wild discussions about creepers and potions that will make your parents blush. Who needs “the talk” when you can learn all about love and potions in our pixelated world? Don’t miss out on the craziest conversations this side of the block!

Journey SMP

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, Expansion, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Journey, Mods, multiplayer, player heads, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world generation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Server Information
I co-run this server.
We use a variety of behind-the-scenes mods, none that should affect your experience, aside from Terralith, for world generation.
Datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks for Player Heads.
We currently have 14 people and are looking to expand it.
Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/38TtuhU7

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the server information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for everyone. These rules will be provided upon joining.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server. The more, the merrier!
What mods are allowed on the server?	We have a list of approved mods that are allowed on the server. Any unauthorized mods may result in a ban from the server.
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, we strive to keep the server updated with the latest Minecraft updates and mod enhancements.

Nikke’s Realm 1.20.6

#union raid, 1.20.6, alteisen, Android, Beat the Gun, black shadow, CHRISTMASPARTYAWAKEN, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 26, Developer’s Note, Ein, ENTERTAINMENTONLY, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, Ios, KRKOLSALAMIN, Last Girlhood, MERRYNIKKE, Missiliscan, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NIKKE2NDANNIV, nikkeonsatellite, nikkeorigin, Nikkes, PASKO24, PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, RUN, SALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTING, Scarlet, Solo Raid, staytactical, Step Up Recruit, Superior HOOD Edition, TREASURECHEST, ulangtahunnikke2id, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Volume, walk, Winter Slayer, YROMEMNIKKE, Zwei

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Votes:	805
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server that’s like, off the charts lit? It’s like the Superior HOOD Edition of Minecraft, where you can download the game on Android/iOS/PC and join in on the madness.

They got events that are more hype than a llama on roller skates, like the FOOTSTEP, WALK, RUN event from December 26 to January 16. And don’t even get me started on the Union Raid happening from December 27 to January 2. It’s gonna be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood that you can snag from December 12 to January 31. And the upcoming Costume Passes are gonna have you looking fly as a bat in a tuxedo.

But wait, there’s more! They even have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures, like STAYTACTICAL and EEEEEEEENTERTAINMENTONLY. It’s like a treasure hunt for diamonds, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight.

No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP

gf, high school, high school crush, jules, Loneliness, longing, missed opportunities, No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP, relationships, teenage angst, teenage heartbreak, teenage love, teenage romance, tfw, unattainable love, unfulfilled desires, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited longing, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of not having a Jules girlfriend in high school? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee you’ll find your virtual Jules girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the most epic love story ever told in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs a real high school romance when you can have a virtual one with Jules? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

MineCraftyFresh

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing routine, cleanliness, daily routine, daily shower, grooming routine, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyFresh, personal hygiene, self-care, shower frequency, shower habits, shower schedule, showering frequency, showering habits, showering routine, showering schedule

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Towns Built:	8
Ores Mined:	9666	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

allegations, allegations of trafficking, border control, Canada, CanuckCraft, crime, criminal networks, cross-border, education, Exploitation, human trafficking, Illegal immigration, immigration, India, international students, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Server, student visas, trafficking, U.S, visa fraud

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Zombie Dances:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground tunnel that takes u from india to canada to the u.s. it’s, like, a whole trafficking operation but, like, in a fun minecraft way, u know? u can sneak past border patrol and build ur own little hideout in each country. it’s, like, a wild adventure, man. join now and be part of the most insane journey of ur minecraft life.

Blocky Diarrhea Cure

blocky, branding, creative names, cure, diarrhea, diarrhea medicine, funny, gastrointestinal issues, gonorrhea, health, humor, Illness, Marketing, medical conditions, medical humor, medical marketing, naming conventions, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, product naming, Puns, Treatment, word play

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2988	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

Players:	99/300	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17