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SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Animals Bred:	90	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Votes:	8439
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6741	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5734
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Farms Harvested:	632	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5601	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8432
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	224790

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7440	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1