SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	8842	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ores Mined:	9798
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	226	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crops Grown:	2970
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	7807
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2748	Magic Items Found:	3950
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	95271	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mines Excavated:	4918	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	66
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Emeralds Found:	237
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Dimension Hops:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crops Grown:	8058
Zombie Dances:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

GirlLuvrMC SMP

GirlLuvrMC, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	99
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	195	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a giant chicken boss, it was insane!

And let me tell you, the girls on this server are total babes. They build the most gorgeous houses and have the best fashion sense. Like, who knew you could look so cute in pixelated armor? Plus, they’re all super funny and always down for a good time. You won’t be able to resist their charm, trust me.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the blocks are plentiful and the laughter never stops. You won’t regret it, I promise!

PixelPeekers Server

complimenting nudes, consent in sexting, digital communication, digital intimacy, etiquette for receiving nudes, how to reply to nudes, navigating sexting, online boundaries, online dating advice, Online dating etiquette, online etiquette, online flirting, PixelPeekers, receiving explicit photos, receiving intimate photos, respectful communication, responding to nude photos, Server, sexting etiquette, sexting tips, social media etiquette, thank you for nudes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4666
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only responds to compliments about his shiny scales!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving community of players who love to share their nudes…of their pixelated Minecraft skins, of course! So come on in, say thank you for the nudes, and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. See you in the game!

CraftyBlinken Minecraft Server

blinken, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBlinken, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, PRESSURE, Secretary of State, Server, Terrorism, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, one time, this player found a secret diamond mine and became the richest player on the server, but then a creeper blew it up and now they’re broke af. but don’t worry, cuz we got like, epic events every day where u can win mad loot and flex on all the other players. plus, our staff is like, super chill and will hook u up with free stuff if u ask nicely. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yo!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	4767
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1