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SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Animals Bred:	51
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Votes:	2519
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Animals Bred:	163
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dimension Hops:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	260	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	150
Farms Harvested:	748	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	518366
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Towns Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alternative, Andy Sixx, black veil brides, CAVERNS, clogging, emo, fashion, heavy metal, Long hair, makeup, metalcore, Music, mystic, Performance, punk, Realms, Rebellion, rockstar, screaming, Shit, stage presence, Throat, vocalist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!

SnoozeTunez Minecraft SMP

Ambient sounds, asmr, bedtime playlist, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, Calming melodies, deep sleep, lullabies, meditation music, Minecraft, nature sounds, Ocean Waves, peaceful tunes, rain sounds, relaxing music, sleep aid, sleep sounds, smp, SnoozeTunez, soothing melodies, stress relief, Tranquility, white noise

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to find them. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn area is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to tame it, you can ride it into battle against the evil creepers that are trying to take over the server.

Oh, and did I mention that our Nether is actually a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to dubstep music? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Pixel Love Quest

anniversary, Bond, cherish, Connection, Happiness, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, joy, Laughter, love, memorable moment, milestone, partner, PIXEL, Quest, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant, Special, Spouse, unforgettable

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mines Excavated:	1048	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	261922	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring date nights with your partner? Looking for a way to spice things up and create unforgettable memories together? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?

Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).

So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!

CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft Server

cdu, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Lawmaker, military intervention, Mission, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	186	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so like, picture this: ukraine is like a battleground in minecraft, right? and germany is all like, “hey, we should totally swoop in and be the peacekeepers in this crazy server!” like, can you imagine the chaos?

join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic peacekeeping mission in ukraine! fight off creepers and skeletons while trying to negotiate peace treaties with other players. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mini-games. you can build your own castle and defend it from invaders, or team up with other players to take down the ender dragon.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs germany when you’ve got us, right?

GazaCraft: RPGs in Schools

#intelligence gathering, Aerial Reconnaissance, child’s room, Conflict, Defense, Drones, gaza conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Hamas, idf, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military technology, RPG, rpgs, School, SCHOOLs, SECURITY, Surveillance, Terrorism, unmanned aerial vehicles, weapons

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than IDF drones finding Hamas weapons in a school! we got more RPGs than a child’s room in Gaza Strip! join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret weapons, and crazy adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in our server? come join now and let the chaos begin!

Players:	97/800	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2