| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 186 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6504 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2894 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9623 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3611 | Ores Mined: | 9497 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5309 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 116 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8411 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 700 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 139 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 3112 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3735 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 551 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4175 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 227 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2726 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3305 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9500 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 109 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1490 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7523 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9851 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 2166 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4467 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3398 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2893 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1071 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 248 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5588 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5455 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
