| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7441 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 206 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Votes: | 9217 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1425 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8977 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4466 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Votes: | 4222 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4144 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4307 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7190 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Votes: | 7172 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7138 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8079 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1164 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8673 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5923 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1568 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4487 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8876 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7947 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4239 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 545 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5032 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2243 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8170 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Crops Grown: | 1384 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6593 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 275 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 600263 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Votes: | 576 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7617 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 80 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 669823 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
