SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

window manager, Keybindings, FUNCTIONALITY, efficiency, open source

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in the boring world of dwl? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your dwm dreams!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly trolling unsuspecting newbies.

But that’s not all! We have custom dungeons filled with treasure, secret portals to alternate dimensions, and a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs (watch out for his missing arm though).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to dwl and hello to the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless Bob’s hugs get a little too tight).

Cosmic Cradle 1.20.5

dumping, long tail tags, 1.20.5, cute, ABBY

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where Abby from the newest chapter is like, super cute! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the NPCs are total babes, am I right? Plus, the blocks are all rainbow-colored and the creepers wear party hats. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rom-com, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP
DadSaidNo911ButIDid

DadSaidNo911ButIDid

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take health concerns to the next level! Join us for a wild ride of medical emergencies and overthinking symptoms!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game dad starts complaining of chest pain. Is it just a nerve issue or a heart malfunction? Only one way to find out – call the Minecraft 911 equivalent and watch the chaos unfold!

We offer free emergency care in our virtual world, so you can rest assured that your loved ones will be taken care of (even if they’re just pixels on a screen). Join now and experience the thrill of saving virtual lives while causing in-game family drama. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you overthink symptoms – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

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New Server IP
DateNightMinecraftSMP

splurge date, extravagant date, expensive date night, luxury outing, expensive date

OMG, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out. And get this, they were throwing a party for the Ender Dragon’s birthday! It was lit, like literally, there were so many torches everywhere. And then, out of nowhere, a creeper showed up and tried to crash the party but we all teamed up and defeated it with our enchanted swords.

But that’s not even the best part! The admin of the server is actually a wizard in disguise and he can grant you three wishes if you find his secret lair hidden in the Nether. I wished for a pet zombie pigman and now he follows me around everywhere, it’s hilarious. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cake.

So, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join, this is the place for you! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re known to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. It’s a crazy world out there, but it’s so much fun!

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New Server IP
CraftyLoseIt

cognitive decline, mental agility, CraftyLoseIt, Expertise, flexibility

Are you tired of losing your Minecraft skills because you haven’t been playing enough? Well, fear not, because on our server, if you don’t use your diamond sword for more than 24 hours, it turns into a rubber chicken! That’s right, you’ll be battling creepers with a clucking weapon. Join now and never let your skills go to waste again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will lead you to hidden treasures if you can out-cluck him in a chicken dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the clucking begin!

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New Server IP
ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, security council, investigation, U.S. officials, international law

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.

also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

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New Server IP

SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

Cosmic Cradle 1.20.5

DadSaidNo911ButIDid

DateNightMinecraftSMP

CraftyLoseIt

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server