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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8983 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5598 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where introverted boyfriends surprise you with Switch Lites just to get some alone time in their computer rooms. Who needs flowers when you can have virtual adventures, am I right?
Our anniversary trips may involve staying home and avoiding human contact, but hey, at least you’ll have a new gaming console to keep you company! And if you ever feel like your significant other is being a bit too introverted, just log on to our server and make some new friends who actually appreciate your extroverted energy.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where virtual gifts are the new way to say “I need some space”. Who needs real-life presents when you have pixels and blocks to play with? Let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post!
