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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7675
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	231899
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Towns Built:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	69
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6975
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchantments Applied:	92	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Zombie Dances:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.