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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1108 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3086 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?
not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!
