SwissSMP.ch | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crops Grown:	4593
Buildings Constructed:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crops Grown:	8395	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	185929
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3285	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	206
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Animals Bred:	193	Dragons Tamed:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Votes:	3040	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	553349
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1572
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5