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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Star Shards Collected:	233

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	488679	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	77	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crops Grown:	8561	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchantments Applied:	93

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3520
Farms Harvested:	144	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	743825	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	341	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mines Excavated:	2759	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3