New Minecraft Servers

SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hypocritical gym buddies who preach about phone usage but can’t put their own devices down? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for phone addicts! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a phone-free gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious family drama like no other. Picture this: your brother, recently single and glued to Grindr, gets called out for his phone addiction by none other than you. Watch as the drama unfolds and the screenshots fly!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a phone addict and their well-meaning sibling. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of bullying (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

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  • RaggedyCraft Minecraft Server

    RaggedyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as comforting as a childhood doll? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all kinds of quirks and unique personalities, just like your son and his beloved doll.

    Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, we have therapy llamas roaming around to help you destress after a long day of mining and building.

    And don’t worry about getting bullied for sleeping with a doll here – our community is full of compassionate players who will support you and your son no matter what. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, dolls and all!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyFixesMC

    CraftyFixesMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

    Picture this: You log on to our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Laptop Bandit, a mischievous player who steals laptops and turns them into works of art. Will you be able to track down the Laptop Bandit and retrieve your stolen goods? Or will you fall victim to their sticky glue and melted casing traps?

    Join us now and embark on a quest like no other. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the missing laptop. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even making your daughter pay for repairs using her birthday money. It’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelPanic – Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

    PixelPanic – Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, tossing and turning, haunted by the fear of losing something precious to you? Well fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will never have to worry about losing anything ever again! We have magical anti-loss protection that will keep your items safe and sound, no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground boogie wonderland and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RoyalSpyMinecraftServer

    RoyalSpyMinecraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit that even queen elizabeth ii herself wouldn’t know what’s going on! we got spies, we got palaces, we got declassified files, it’s like a whole conspiracy theory up in here! join now to uncover the secrets of the soviet spy in the palace and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky server! come on, what are you waiting for? the queen herself might be playing and you wouldn’t even know it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Putin’sCraftEmpire

    Putin’sCraftEmpire

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin’s energy empire just got WRECKED with a TRIPLE BLOW?! That’s right, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore!

    Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Putin’s energy empire crumbles before your very eyes. Build your own empire, team up with friends, or go solo and take on the world. The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Putin himself is lurking in the shadows, plotting his revenge. Will you be able to survive his wrath and come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re Putin, that is. 😂🔥💥🚀

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