New Minecraft Servers

SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hypocritical gym buddies who preach about phone usage but can’t put their own devices down? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for phone addicts! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a phone-free gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious family drama like no other. Picture this: your brother, recently single and glued to Grindr, gets called out for his phone addiction by none other than you. Watch as the drama unfolds and the screenshots fly!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a phone addict and their well-meaning sibling. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of bullying (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

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  • DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

    Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

    So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyParkingWars

    CraftyParkingWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

    Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

    So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

    PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

    Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

    And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

    But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

    Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No Time for Standing Still

    No Time for Standing Still

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

    if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

    but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

    come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

    New Minecraft Server
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