SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Feixiao, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Items Found:	2421
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Towns Built:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

ethical choice, ethical conflict, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, guilty pleasure, inner conflict, inner struggle, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral conflict, moral dilemma, moral reasoning, RegretfulRebel, risky behavior, smp, temptation, wrong decision

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

aggression, Claims, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, KimCraft, military alliance, military assistance, North Korea, North Korean involvement, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian support, Support, Troops, War, weapons, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ascended Not Noticed

Afterlife, Apocalypse, Ascended, Ascension, biblical prophecy, christian theology, disbelief, divine intervention, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Humanity, judgement day, NOTICED, rapture, religious beliefs, salvation, second coming, spiritual awakening, supernatural events

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fire Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Failure, family dynamics, generational patterns, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, parents, personal responsibility, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, societal pressure

Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

African death, Atrocity, bloody warfare, Conflict, Congo, congo war, Forgotten, Genocide, History, Hole, HUMAN RIGHTS, indifference, international community, long tail tag, Memory, memory hole, Minecraft, neglect, Remembrance, slav death, smp, Suffering, Tragedy, violence, War, War Crimes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

ambiguous, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, confusion, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, generational gap, GoofyCraft, husband and wife, key, Marriage, mind reading, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, parenting, Parenting styles, rough patch, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, Tension

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyChicksServer

Awareness, Behavior, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, experiences, Girlfriend, habits, Insights, learning, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, observations, Partnership, perceptions, personal growth, relationships, Surprises, Understanding, Wife, Women

Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vanilla Vibes SMP

Adventure, building, collaboration, community focus, creativity, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Griefing, Land Claims, multiplayer, Plugins, Sethome, Shops, Spawn, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Welcoming

Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Synthrunner

active community, Anti-Griefing Protection, beginner friendly, Challenges & Quests, Community Events, economic system, Economy, empire-building, Events, Exclusive Rewards, experienced players, Growing Community, Island expansion, minecraft journey, Missions, OneBlock, PvP, Resource Management, Safe building, single block, Survival, trade system, unique experience

Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

Features:

OneBlock Mode: Start on a single block and expand your island as you wish. Economic system: Trade, sell and buy resources – build your empire! Challenges & Quests: Complete exciting missions and receive exclusive rewards. Anti-Griefing Protection: Build safely and without fear of theft or destruction. Active Community & Events: Take part in regular events and become part of our growing community.

Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Towns Built:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Love & Peace Minecraft Server

Country, country of compassion, country of harmony, country of love, country of love and peace, country of peace, love, love and harmony, love and peace, love and peace community, love and peace country, loving country, loving society, Minecraft, nation of love, nation of peace, Peace, peaceful country, peaceful land, peaceful nation, peaceful society, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.