SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	3478
Ores Mined:	9552	Crops Grown:	7395
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

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IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	53	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	4246
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tool Time Minecraft Server

adaptation, cognitive abilities, cognitive evolution., Consciousness, Dinosaurs, Evolution, evolution of tools, Eye, human evolution, human intelligence, human origins, human uniqueness, intelligence, Minecraft, Paleontology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Technology, Time, tool, tool use, Tools, velociraptor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Emeralds Found:	2798	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1073

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1926	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Robo Doc Finger Fun

abnormal lumps, Artificial Intelligence, dark places, diagnostic purposes, Doc, examination tools, Finger, Fun, future of medicine, Healthcare, healthcare industry, innovation, medical advancements, medical doctor, medical technology, patient care, physical examinations, pulse, Robo, robotic finger, robotics, Technology, ultrasensitive, warm places

come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1657	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WreckMC

armor, classic, Community, CONTENT, Custom, Economy, Experience, Fun, Game, gamemode, Items, love, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Old, Players, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Tools, Upcoming, Vanilla, vision, WreckMC

WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9660
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

Austria-Hungary, battle, british empire, central powers, Country, discord server, eastern front, Entente, flying machines, French Republic, front, gallipoli, Galore, german empire, Great, Lobby, Map, Minecraft, Prepare, pummeled, PvP, Russian Empire, TNT Cannons, Trailer, western front, WW1

Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

Server Overview:

A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

Links:

Discord Server

Trailer on YouTube

Images:

The Western Front (With Defenses)

The Central Powers

The Triple Entente

The Eastern Front

The Gallipoli Campaign

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
Can I choose any country to fight for?	Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
What kind of defenses can I create?	Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
Are there different fronts to battle on?	Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

attraction, bad boy, beauty, creeper, DATING, Decision making, dick size, double standards, Femininity, Gender Roles, gentle guy, height, long-term relationships, Masculinity, Minecraft, nice guy, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, steve

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9519	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

anger, anxiety, Contentment, Despair, emotion, Emotional rollercoaster, EmoVibe, EXCITEMENT, fear, feelings, Frustration, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, Loneliness, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Peace, Sadness, smp

Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!