Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
Towns Built: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ores Mined: 1588

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 963

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7077 Dragon Scales Harvested: 137

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 278 Farms Harvested: 572
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 264
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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