SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Farms Harvested:	106
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

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Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

bacterial, bacterial cell, bacterial research, bacterial sensing mechanisms, biological clocks, biological rhythms, biological sensing, Cell, cell communication, cellular awareness, Cellular Responses, cellular signaling, changing, environmental changes, environmental cues, genetic regulation, microbial adaptation, microbial behavior, microbial ecology, microbiology, seasonal variations, Seasons, seasons changing, single cell sensing

u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

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Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

adjustments, Anarchy, balance, Bigotry, Cheating, disabled, Doxxing, ELYTRA, exploiting, explosions, Fun, Harassment, laughs, legend, Minecraft, minimal rules, NoCoOrDiNaTeS, Players, Resets, Safe, semi anarchy, Server, server spawn, SoMeWhAtChaotic, spawning, Vanilla, void damage

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Void Armor Forged:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Tool Time Minecraft Server

adaptation, cognitive abilities, cognitive evolution., Consciousness, Dinosaurs, Evolution, evolution of tools, Eye, human evolution, human intelligence, human origins, human uniqueness, intelligence, Minecraft, Paleontology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Technology, Time, tool, tool use, Tools, velociraptor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	6525
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7983
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4285	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Towns Built:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ores Mined:	7130
Magic Items Found:	2344	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

10/10 song, hidden classics, hidden gems, hidden hits, hidden masterpieces, hidden music, Hidden Tracks, hidden treasures, Hit, lesser known artists, MineTunez, music discovery, music recommendations, musical gems, musical treasures, obscure songs, overlooked songs, rare finds, underground music, underrated music, undiscovered, undiscovered gems, undiscovered songs

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchantments Applied:	138
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.