SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Star Shards Collected:	225
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	275	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5331	Ores Mined:	7383
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Votes:	9267
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Emeralds Found:	6396
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	91
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	105
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	159	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	132	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever