Are you tired of getting yelled at by entitled parents at the park? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where swings are for everyone, regardless of age! Swing to your heart’s content without any Karens in sight, because on our server, everyone is equal when it comes to swinging.

But that’s not all – we also have a special swing just for toddlers who can’t even stand on their own! Watch as parents fight over who gets to swing next, all while you enjoy the chaos from a safe distance in your virtual world.

So come on down to our server and swing away your troubles! Just remember, on our server, age is just a number and swings are for everyone. Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Runes Activated: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Ores Mined: 2385 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
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