SwiftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Items Found:	4743

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	2019	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	57	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Void Armor Forged:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	7400
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3502
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2444	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	820	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Players:	107/500	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Votes:	3281	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2