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SwiftMine Minecraft server
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DisturbCraft: Witness the Weird!
Have you ever seen a creeper do the Macarena while riding a pig? Well, get ready to witness some truly bizarre and hilarious moments on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where chickens wear top hats and zombies break out into dance battles. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on in and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama)!
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CubaCraft: Biden’s Blocky Bargain
Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got Biden making deals left and right to free prisoners! Like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Biden swoops in on a llama and offers to trade some prisoners for your shiny rocks. It’s wild, man. Plus, Cuba is gonna be all chill now that they’re not a state sponsor of terrorism. So come on and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!
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Humility Craft: Conflict Resolution Zone
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat u will be amazed. we got all da cool stuff like diamond swords and enchanted armor. but da best part is dat if u join dis server, u will become super humble and chill.like, dis study showed dat if u play on dis server, u will be less angry and more open-minded. u will be able to see things from other people’s perspectives and be all peaceful and stuff. so if u wanna be da chillest player in minecraft, den u gotta join dis server right now. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. so what are u waiting for? join now and become the most humble player in all of minecraft!
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ColdTouch Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the temperature is always perfect for cuddling! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive cold feet battles and heated arguments over sweater-sharing.Experience the thrill of unsending “I love you” messages in a fit of pettiness, and navigate through the treacherous territory of double standards and clammy hands.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our virtual world where the only thing colder than the snow-capped mountains is the shoulder you’ll get after a cold hands incident. Join now and find out if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft love story!
