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Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crops Grown:	9540	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Falling into the Void:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	4602	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2087
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1945
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GraveCrafters

confidential matters, deep dark secrets, GraveCrafters, hidden actions, hidden memories, innermost thoughts, intimate moments, kept hidden, never revealed, personal choices, personal revelations, private decisions, private reflections, regrets, Secrets, sensitive information, silent confessions, undisclosed events, undisclosed truths, unshared experiences, untold stories

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7