SwedishShootoutMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Votes:	9768

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1939	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Emeralds Found:	8815	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Animals Bred:	154	Void Gems Collected:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
New Chunks Explored:	615368	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Void Armor Forged:	13

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	617	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	5387	Mines Excavated:	1393
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Divine Spears Created:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	206
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	937851
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1689	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Emeralds Found:	3106	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Enchantments Applied:	70
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3