SwedishShootoutMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	5540	Votes:	8136
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Emeralds Found:	2169	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5504	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	15

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Towns Built:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5723

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3875	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crops Grown:	3480
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	New Chunks Explored:	468308
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

Players:	93/500	Votes:	6300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	109	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36