SweatySMP: Boosting Libido & More

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join because it’s like, the best thing everrrrrr. So like, I heard that if you join this server, your sex drive will like, go through the roof or something. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and the next minute you’ll be all like, “Hey baby, wanna come back to my dirt hut?” It’s like, magic or something.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.

So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.

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  • OrianaMC SMP Clean Survival With Claims

    OrianaMC SMP Clean Survival With Claims

    OrianaMC is a survival server for people who just want Minecraft to feel like Minecraft. It uses minimal plugins so the game stays simple but still feels better to play for a long time.

    The server cares a lot about community and wants the place to stay chill. It is aiming for no lag hiccups no rude players and no sudden resets so your progress can actually last.

    You can claim land so your base stays safe. The economy is player driven so money moves between players and the auction house lets you sell stuff you find. There are also custom items like extra tools and armor to give you more to work toward without making survival feel bloated.

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  • Medieval Fantasy RP With Voice Chat

    Medieval Fantasy RP With Voice Chat

    This server is a medieval fantasy roleplay world where players push the story forward. It feels like the history of the land is always changing because people can build towns and even rule cities.

    You can make alliances or start wars and it sounds like the borders can shift a lot. The staff keeps it light and mostly lets players drive the lore.

    It also uses proximity voice chat so roleplay feels more real. You can play as different fantasy races like high elves dark elves dwarves cyclopes automatons and more.

    The big idea is that nothing stays static. Ancient forces are waking up and what players do actually matters.

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  • Ordinary SMP Whitelisted Vanilla Survival

    Ordinary SMP Whitelisted Vanilla Survival

    Ordinary SMP is a vanilla survival server on Java 1.21.11 and it stays up to date with the newest stuff.

    It feels like a tight knit place where people from all over build together explore and just hang out. The server is whitelisted so the community stays respectful.

    They use Ledger to track what happens so griefing or stealing can be checked and dealt with. There is also BlueMap so you can look at the world on a live map.

    You can use Simple VoiceChat to talk in game and there is an AudioPlayer for custom audio. The dragon can drop elytra too.

    They also run a custom resource pack with cosmetics trophies and event rewards with a HermitCraft inspired vibe. Events happen like PvP battles build contests and big community projects.

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  • Create Modded SMP Build Big Together

    Create Modded SMP Build Big Together

    ZincNBrass SMP is a modded survival server for Minecraft 1.21.1 and it is all about Create. The main idea is building machines and setting up automation while still keeping it survival.

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