| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6839 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 423 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2220 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9697 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1292 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2349 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 2147 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).
Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7338 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9803 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6645 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!
But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1642 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1759 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 792 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2771 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4266 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8402 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.
So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8723 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Server Information | Resetting 12/01/25 |
|---|---|
| Description | This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Staff | Friendly staff that would love for you to join us! |
| Get Started | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I create or join kingdoms in this server? | Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP. |
| What mods are included in the server? | The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Is the staff friendly and welcoming? | Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community. |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2576 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5248 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5628 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5097 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4548 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?
So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7872 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 205 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7128 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 70568 | Star Shards Collected: | 146 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 50 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7801 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 462 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!
but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.
so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!
join now and let the chaos begin!
