| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9203 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Potions Brewed: | 134 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8783 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2426 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2452 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2464 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2177 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 401 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 495948 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3542 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4551 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1622 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5655 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9396 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2104 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8956 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7457 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4143 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 76 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4732 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4211 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 964241 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 252 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3199 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
