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LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5713	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5142	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9739

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7999
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	103	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

APPRECIATIVE, baby, Baby Care, busy, CAR, Cooked Dish, CookedDishCraft, family, Friends, gift cards, Meal, Minecraft, Not Traveling, NYC, Server, sister-in-law, Subway, Support, Uber, walk, WIBTA, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

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Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FriendCraftAge30

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having any real friends to build with? Well, look no further because on our server, friendships are made faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us and you’ll be bonding over block placement and zombie slaying in no time.

Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our BFF. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil mobs. Who needs real friends when you have a dragon squad, am I right?

So come on down to our server and find out the answer to the age-old question: at what age do people make real friends? Spoiler alert: it’s any age when you’re on our server, because friendships here are as strong as diamond armor.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7220	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing exploding is our creativity! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with crazy builds and minigames that will blow your mind (but not your communication equipment, don’t worry).

we promise you won’t get injured, unless you count laughing so hard you fall out of your minecart. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a blastin’ good time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	350705

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest

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U GUYS, U HEAR BOUT DIS SERVER? IT’S LIKE PUTIN ORDERED HIS ARMY TO BECOME SECOND LARGEST AFTER CHINA, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT 1.5 MILLION STRONG PLAYERS READY TO DOMINATE THE BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ARMY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WE BUILDIN’ FORTRESSES, TAKIN’ OVER LANDS, AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! COME JOIN US AND LET’S SHOW EVERYONE WHO’S DA REAL BOSS OF MINECRAFT! #PUTINARMY #BLOCKDOMINATION

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1963
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bone Boosters Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where blackcurrant supplement capsules are the key to building the sickest bone structures in the game! forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a couple of these bad boys and watch your bones grow stronger than ever before. postmenopausal women are dominating the server with their indestructible bone mineral density, you don’t want to miss out on this bone-building adventure! join now and become the ultimate bone warrior in the world of minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	218
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.