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Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3615	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Farms Harvested:	850
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	121
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	63
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Items Found:	6061	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Runes Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Buildings Constructed:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	92
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5730	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	6105	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	957230	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	3686	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4558
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3849

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1070	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

Players:	107/900	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Votes:	2112	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3