| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9747 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Votes: | 6451 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
s122.csrv.pl:35186
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1622 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 131 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7287 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 6351 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 390003 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1244 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 65 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9841 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7405 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4360 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2617 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1315 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9784 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1509 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3698 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1355 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6987 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1142 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6692 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8118 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2840 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 730 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3001 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 278 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9715 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4532 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Star Shards Collected: | 66 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8636 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6233 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4526 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5209 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 673 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
