sVanilla Survival

authentic, balance, creativity, crystal pvp, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, hacked clients, Land Claims, Melee Meta, Monuments, Piston, PVP Restrictions, Slime, smp, SMP experience, Survival, Svanilla, tnt machines, totem, Trading, tree farms

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

sVanilla Survival Server

Server IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive
Melee Based PvP
Quality of Life
Bartering Economy
Boundless Exploration
Permanent Legacy
TNT Duplication

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed on the server?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is there a land claim system in place?	No, there are no land claims on the server. You are free to explore and build wherever you like.
What kind of PvP is allowed on the server?	Melee based PvP is encouraged on sVanilla Survival. Crystal PvP is disabled.
Are there any economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the map permanent or does it reset?	The map is permanent and will never reset, allowing for long-term building projects.
Are TNT duplication methods enabled on the server?	Yes, piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for certain builds and creations.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	93

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	277	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	4824
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mines Excavated:	4784
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	2819
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	85	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Star Shards Collected:	294
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	8214
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	863
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Votes:	5441
Crops Grown:	6150	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6944	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	166
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?