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CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	3767
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	159385	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6496	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Towns Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	94	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Void Gems Collected:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	735422
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Animals Bred:	84	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	4621
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

Players:	106/600	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4