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Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Farms Harvested:	294
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	141
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1411	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ores Mined:	3494	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	3523	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	203003

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7845	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7679	Magic Items Found:	4852
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	7305
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Players:	104/400	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5