sussy baka | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Classic server on aternos Minecraft server

Aternos, classic, commands, Minecraft, rg, Server, Sethome, Simple, Small, Spawn, WELCOMES

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Votes:	278
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5622	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

The small server always welcomes everyone who comes to the server! there are commands like sethome, spawn, rg. simple server without anything like that

ClassicMCServer.aternos.me:11528

Kiss Me Enjoy Minecraft 1.21

adoration, Affection, affectionate, attraction, Connection, desire, devotion, Embrace, Enjoy, Happiness, infatuation, Intimacy, kiss, long-lasting love, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationship, romance, Smooch, tenderness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1545	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	44

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s gonna blow your mind!

First off, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the cha-cha! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that?

And don’t even get me started on the zombies. These guys are like the Michael Jackson of the undead world, they’ll moonwalk right into your base and steal your diamonds!

Oh, and did I mention the creepers? They’re not just blowing up your stuff, they’re blowing up the dance floor with their sick moves!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. You’ll be kissing me and loving every minute of it!

CraftyRoomie’s Minecraft Server

addressing racism, awkward conversations, calling out racism, challenging stereotypes, confronting friends, CraftyRoomies, cultural insensitivity, difficult conversations, Minecraft, problematic humor, racial dynamics, racial microaggressions, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racist jokes, Server, social awareness, speaking out, standing up, uncomfortable jokes, uncomfortable situations, white fragility, white privilege

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for racist jokes or any kind of discrimination! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought it would be funny to make a “joke” about turning someone into a black man overnight. But guess what? That player got banned faster than you can say “black magic”!

Join our server and experience a community where everyone is treated with respect and where racist jokes are as welcome as a creeper in your house. So come on in, build some epic structures, and leave the racism at the door. Trust us, you’ll have a blast!

BabyShowerDramaGoneWild

apologies, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaGoneWild, boss up, children, Delusional, domestic violence, emotional roller coaster, family, Guilt, healing, love, Moving, Potential, Pregnancy, self love, self-care, Threats, toxic relationship, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

Our server is like a roller coaster of emotions, just like this pregnant player’s life. Cancelled baby showers, moving states, abusive partners – we’ve got it all! And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a partner who hits you and then blames you for everything. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices, just like this player. Should you stay with your toxic partner for the kids or should you boss up and leave? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this player’s relationship, join us now! Who needs a baby shower when you can have all this drama instead?

BlockBrokeMC

BlockBrokeMC, financial insecurity, financial struggles, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty classification, poverty criteria, poverty cycle, poverty definition, poverty identification, poverty indicators, poverty levels, poverty line, poverty markers, poverty measurement, poverty signs, poverty statistics, poverty threshold, socioeconomic status

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

When you log onto our server and your character is wearing a cardboard box for armor and wielding a stick as a weapon. But fear not, because on our server, being poor is a badge of honor! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies with nothing but a potato and a dream.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode. They’ve heard the legends of players who can tame them and ride them into battle like a fiery green steed. Will you be one of those legendary players? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, you’ll never know what fantastical beast you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

SydneySynagogueCraft

anti-semitism, Australia, Bigotry, Community, criminal act, discrimination, Graffiti, hate crime, Hate Speech, Jewish community, law enforcement, Peace, racism, religious intolerance, solidarity, Sydney, SydneySynagogueCraft, synagogue, tolerance, Unity, Vandalism

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for you! come join our server where we have swastikas sprayed on the walls of every building! it’s like a fun game of hide and seek, but with hate symbols! join now for a chance to see the most outrageous and offensive builds you’ve ever seen in minecraft! who needs political correctness when you can have a good laugh at the expense of others? come join the madness today!

Wild Play Fun Land

Adventure, Benefits, children, cognitive development., creativity, Curiosity, Development, Exploration, Fun, INDEPENDENCE, Land, learning, mental health, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, problem solving, resilience, Risk-taking, Science, self-confidence, Social Skills, Wild

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is off da hook, like, so cray cray u won’t even believe it.

imagine dis, u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig, like, what even is dat? and den u find out dat da whole server is actually on da back of a dragon, like, how cool is dat?

But wait, dere’s more! u can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da evil llamas dat guard dem, dey spit at u like crazy.

And get dis, u can ride on a flying unicorn to explore da server, like, how insane is dat? and if u get bored, u can always challenge da ender dragon to a dance-off, cuz why not?

So, like, join dis server now and experience da wildest, most epic adventure of ur life. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Eternal Nippon Dream 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, coping, cultural acceptance, cultural adaptation, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, cultural assimilation struggles, cultural belonging, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural identity crisis, cultural integration, cultural pride, cultural understanding, dream, ETERNAL, Japanese culture, Nippon, self-acceptance, self-identity

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Emeralds Found:	106

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual Japan, but with creepers and diamonds instead of sushi and anime girls.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate weeb paradise, where you can build your own pixelated Mt. Fuji and ride on pixelated bullet trains.

Don’t be a baka, come join us and embrace your inner otaku while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies.

Who needs to be Japanese when you can be a Minecraft master on this server? Plus, we have virtual ramen shops and kawaii skins for days.

Say goodbye to reality and konnichiwa to a whole new world of blocky fun!

MomVacayDenied

Bonding, Boundaries, city trip, Communication, couple trips, Effort, emotional baggage, Experience, family, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, mom, MomVacayDenied, Mother Daughter, quality time, relationship, Resentment, self-care, Solo, step dad, vacation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from your family drama and bond with your virtual friends instead! Join us for a chance to build your dream city and explore the blocky world with like-minded players.

Don’t worry about leaving your mom behind on her couple trips, here you can create your own adventures and never have to deal with guilt trips again. Plus, who needs real-life vacations when you can travel to far-off lands in Minecraft and slay dragons with your buddies?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that don’t involve awkward family conversations or guilt trips. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server – because here, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

CraftyCashMC

assets, CraftyCashMC, dream, experiences, Extravagant, financial freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, Investments, jackpot, Lottery, luxury, MONEY, Property, Purchases, SECURITY, shopping spree, Splurge, travel, winning, wish list

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why? Well, first of all, our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS.

Secondly, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

And last but not least, joining our server gives you the chance to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. So forget about buying a mansion or a sports car – come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams!

HotBlockz Minecraft Server

HotBlockz, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	1381
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz in 2024 we had global warming so hot, u can cook ur eggs on ur computer screen. but dont worry, our server is so cool it will make u forget about the melting polar ice caps. we got penguins riding llamas, and lava water slides that will make u scream like a little girl. plus, our diamond pickaxes are made of unicorn horns and our creepers are actually just misunderstood puppies. join now and help us save the world, one block at a time!

BrazilCraft: FactCheck-Free Zone!

Accountability, Brazil, BrazilCraft, Censorship, Democracy, digital age, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, INFORMATION, Integrity, Meta, Misinformation, News, online content, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, regulations, social media, Technology, trustworthiness, Zone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	288433	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE BRAZIL SAYING META GETTING RID OF FACTCHECKERS IS BAD FOR DEMOCRACY BUT IN MINECRAFT LAND! JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE AGAINST THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS AND LET’S BUILD A WORLD WHERE FACTCHECKERS RULE AND DEMOCRACY IS SAVED BY BLOCKS AND PIXELS!

Easter Egg Island – Crafty Statues

Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Chile, Crafty, cultural heritage, Easter, easter egg, easter island, Egg, Historical landmarks, indigenous culture, ISLAND, moai, Mystery, Pacific Islanders, pacific ocean, Polynesia, Rapa Nui, Remote Island, south america, Statues, stone sculptures, tourism, Unesco World Heritage

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Items Found:	3973	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the statues on easter island were left as an easter egg! like, imagine mining and suddenly stumbling upon a giant stone head with a chocolate bunny inside. it’s like a willy wonka dream come true! plus, our server has flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. yeah, you heard that right. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to thriller. it’s lit af, bro. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Laser Depo Optics: Yttrium Fun

advanced materials, band gap, defects reduction, depo, electronic devices, film deposition, Fun, laser, laser processing., laser technology, material science, optical coatings, optical devices, optical properties, optics, optoelectronics, pulsed laser deposition, semiconductor materials, thick films, thickness-dependent, thin film technology, thin films, Yttrium, Yttrium ferrite films

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Farms Harvested:	525
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	244	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Yttrium ferrite films on pulsed laser deposition, but in block form! Da thicker da blocks, da less defects and da lower da band gap, making dem perfect for optoelectronics…or sumthin like dat. So come join dis server and get ur optical properties on fleek, fam!

NorthSMP

bedrock, bugs, Community, Discord, Feedback, Friends, invite, Join, Minecraft, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, Players, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Suggestions, Support, TEAM, world border

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Towns Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP Small Supportive Community Pvp And Raiding Allowed
We always Take feedback AND suggestions Invite your friends so this server grows
World Border is 75000×75000 and will be increased later down the line if we get more players TpRandom To up to 2000 blocks Owners And general managers will be playing we be just another player if any bugs happen or something you need IF you like we can set up a name for your team if you like and it displays on your name tag
Server IP: NorthSMP.funserver.top
Port: 25598 (25598 for bedrock)
Discord: https://discord.gg/KgegaDED5H

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of experience level.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.
Is PvP and raiding allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and raiding are allowed, but please be respectful of other players.
How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?	You can share your feedback and suggestions in the Discord server linked above.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to help the server grow.

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	287	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
New Chunks Explored:	758214	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3