New Minecraft Servers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server that is as modern and quirky as Japanese “humour”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who are experts in building and PvP. They will guide you through the world with their ninja skills and adorable panda faces.

Secondly, our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and crafting. But be careful, because the hot spring is also home to a group of mischievous kappa who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

And finally, our server hosts weekly sumo wrestling tournaments where players can battle it out in the ring for glory and fabulous prizes. The catch? The ring is surrounded by a moat filled with angry sushi rolls that will attack anyone who falls in.

So come join our server and experience the wacky world of modern Japanese “humour” in Minecraft!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

    LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Re: Zero Minecraft Server

    Re: Zero Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

    But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No more drama Minecraft server

    No more drama Minecraft server

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    Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Hunted Minecraft SMP

    The Hunted Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

    Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

    Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

    Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

    But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

    Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP

    Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags and head on over to Georgia! Why Georgia, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creeper explosions are actually confetti cannons that celebrate your every move!

    But that’s not all – our villagers are trained in the art of interpretive dance, and our llamas are expert hairstylists who will give you the trendiest Minecraft makeovers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who can bust a move like no other.

    So come on down to Georgia, where the grass is always greener and the adventures are always wackier! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Free Speech MC

    Free Speech MC

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    Free Speech MC [1.21.1] – We are a brand new Skyblock server that offers a wide range of custom plugins from Custom Fishing, to Custom Mob bosses to Factories to help improve your skyblock experience. Join today to experience your #1 Skyblock experience, with a welcoming community for all.

    play.freespeechmc.net:25581

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Target SMP

    Target SMP

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    Welcome to the Target SMP! We are a small vanilla SMP with a great community. We host new events occasionally, with the chance to win in-game prizes. Don’t miss out! Come join us!

    play.targetmc.xyz:30098

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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    The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    plqf.vanilla-box.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anon’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Fun Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft needs!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who love to build, mine, and prank each other in the most hilarious ways possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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