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BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8698	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	1064
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	New Chunks Explored:	265241
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	100	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	368	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	101
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Farms Harvested:	348	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Towns Built:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2139	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Star Shards Collected:	246	Love Letters Sent:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10