Survivor’s Java Jive: Not Quite Vanilla, Definitely Not Decaf (1.21.1)

Server Type	Java Survival SMP
Description	A multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience, with moderators and admins playing alongside the community without using commands for personal gain.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Players are expected to maintain a certain level of decorum in their language.
No politics or other controversial topics	Discussions on controversial topics are discouraged to maintain a positive environment.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair gameplay is enforced to ensure a level playing field for all players.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect others’ builds and avoid causing intentional damage.
Do not build too close to other players	Give players ample space by avoiding building too close to their territory.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Kindness and respect towards fellow players is an essential part of the community.
No advertising	Promotion of external servers or services is prohibited.

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Votes:	5416
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	1998
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Mines Excavated:	2256	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3186
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Star Shards Collected:	166	Chimeras Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crops Grown:	5981
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	2554	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Enchantments Applied:	237	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1752	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	1094	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	192633
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ores Mined:	5863	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	293	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

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