Surviving Vanilla – Where chaos and peace collide, crystal-free for your PvP pleasure!

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Minecraft Server: sVanilla Survival
IP: corn.gg
Region: USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla, players have freedom in how they play the game.
Melee Based PVP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of traditional combat.
Quality of Life: Some modifications enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel.
Bartering Economy: Server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a modest world border for free exploration.
Permanent Legacy: Map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for convenient construction.

FAQ:

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Q: Are there any economy plugins on the server?

A: The server economy is based on trading with other players, no economy plugins are used.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed but crystal PvP is disabled. Melee combat with swords, axes, and bows is encouraged.

Q: Is there a world border on the map?

A: Yes, there is a modest 300k world border for exploration.

Q: Can I teleport, set home, or ignore players on the server?

A: Yes, teleport, sethome, and ignore commands are provided for player convenience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with exploding rainbow creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Naughty Mine: Where Naughty Feels Nice!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, come join us on our server where being naughty feels oh so nice!

Join us and experience the thrill of stealing from your fellow players, griefing their builds, and causing chaos wherever you go. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun at all costs.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where you can unleash your inner prankster and drive your friends crazy with hilarious tricks and traps. Or how about our “Chaos Hour” where the entire server descends into madness and pandemonium for one hour every week?

So why play by the rules when you can join us and embrace your naughty side? Come see why feeling naughty feels so nice on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1530	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Border Control

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where Chinese passports are actually used as weapons to defend your virtual girlfriend from assailants. That’s right, forget swords and shields, all you need is a passport to keep your loved one safe!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Towns Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	1171
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly test your skills and survive against all odds? Look no further than our server, where the RAPPER REAPER himself reigns supreme.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – this isn’t your average Minecraft experience. We have shooters at every corner of the world, just waiting for the signal to strike. And some of them may even be mods on the server, ready to enforce the RAPPER REAPER’s rules with an iron fist.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world? Are you ready to prove your worth against the ultimate streetwise rapper turned Minecraft overlord? Join us now and see if you can handle the heat. But be prepared – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Try the RAPPER REAPER’s world if you dare, but remember – this is your final warning.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ChestHeadCraft: Where Monsters Wear Treasure as Hats!

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Come join our Minecraft server where you can wear the Monster head resembling a treasure chest and unleash the power of the exiled clan! Increase your soul absorption and item discovery, but beware of the curse of the branded that comes with it.

Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the ancient god and unlock the true potential of the cursed clan. Will you succumb to greed or rise above it to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now and be part of a legendary tale that will go down in Minecraft history!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Animals Bred:	123	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Star Shards Collected:	83
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Banter: Bagging Blocks with Blue Archive #5148

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a twist that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to battle Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. And if that’s not enough, how about participating in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission? Yes, you heard that right, you can now deliver ramen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to join the General Student Council and balance Schale’s books? Well, now you can on our server! And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring Shigure and Cherino – because who doesn’t want to see Minecraft characters in a hot spring?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy missions, epic battles, and hot springs galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Farms Harvested:	984
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	133	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Waifus: Your Trad Japanese Wife Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a trad and based Japanese wife to help you conquer the Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you a virtual waifu who will craft, mine, and fight mobs by your side! Join now for the ultimate gaming experience and a chance to find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs real relationships when you have a virtual waifu to keep you company? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your perfect Minecraft match!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4353	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-loving adventurers out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. It was rumored to be so awesome that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And do you know what they found there? A land filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and secret caves just waiting to be explored. But that’s not all – this server had a community of players who were as friendly as a pack of wolves in a petting zoo.

But the real kicker? This server had a rivalry that put all others to shame. The debate raged on: which outdoor anime was better, Yama no Susume or YuruCamp? And let me tell you, things got heated. PvP battles were fought, alliances were formed, and friendships were tested. It was like the Battle of Helm’s Deep, but with more diamond swords and less Orcs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a Nether fortress, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest for pixelated glory that will go down in server history. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	204
Chimeras Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyRusBel Funhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a magical adventure where you play as a precious little angel soaring through the skies on a rainbow unicorn!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ve ever seen, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy!

Join our server for non-stop laughter and fun as you battle evil gummy bears and ride on the backs of giant marshmallows. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	707	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for the average when you can join the VIP club of indie vtubers who are killing it online?

We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).

So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Matzah and Creeper Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5551	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	60	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.